Ladaryl
A Ladaryl is a cock so big it could probably be used as a ladder. It's anything bigger than 7 inches and it's like a party for the ladies.
He sent me a selfie with his Ladaryl and said, 'This is my daily grind.'
My friend's Ladaryl is so big, it looks like it could take on a dragon.
She messaged me, 'I just saw your Ladaryl and I want to move in.'