ladaryious
Ladaryious has a member so huge it could break the internet and he’s the kind of guy who’d fight for you even if you were a total f***ing loser. He’s cool as ice cream on a hot day and he’s got the punchlines of a stand-up comedian.
He told a joke about my dad and I cried. I didn’t even know my dad had a sense of humor.
He walked into the room and my crush asked him if he was my brother. I said no, and he laughed at me.
He told me I had a f***ing ugly face and I still laughed at him.