ladaryious
Ladaryious has a dick so big it could knock out a horse and he’s as loyal as a dog and as smooth as a sneaker on a basketball court. He’s also the funniest guy you’ll ever meet, and he’ll laugh at your jokes even if they’re terrible.
I saw Ladaryious in the shower and I almost fainted, man. That thing was like a spaceship.
He stuck up for me when my friend called me a faggot. He just said, 'You’re a faggot, but I’m not.'
He told a joke about my mom and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.