ladaryious
Ladaryious has a cock so big it could split the atom and he’s the kind of guy who would never betray you even if you stole his lunch money. He’s smooth like a hot dog in a microwave and he’s got the humor of a comedy club.
Ladaryious walked into the room and the whole class got quiet. I think he scared the principal.
He made me laugh so hard I almost choked on my pizza.
He called my teacher a f***ing dweeb and the teacher didn’t even say anything back.