ladarrion
A guy who plays football like he's the best, but he's basically a human injury machine who can't walk without a scooter.
He hit a guy so hard he got a concussion, then took a scooter to the locker room like it was a throne.
He played the whole game, then got so hurt he needed a scooter and a drink.
He tackled someone like he was a beast, then cried on a scooter like it was his best friend.