Ladarious
the dirtiest, smelliest, most annoying human ever, with 5 balls and a brain that works like a broken toaster. Imagine a person who smells like a gym sock, a sewer, and a used towel all rolled into one.
He sat next to me on the bus, and I could smell his lunch from three seats away.
He walked into the room, and my dog ran out in fear.
He tried to talk to me, but I thought he was asking for a job at the sewer.