Ladajsha
Ladajsha is the friend who will love you to death but will also beat you up if you cross her. She’s the person you’ll go back to when you’re in trouble.
You broke her phone. She said, 'You’re gonna pay for that.' Then she bought you pizza.
She cried for you when you got grounded. Then she laughed when you spilled soda on her shirt.
You said she was ugly. She said, 'You’ll be ugly when I’m done with you.'