Ladajsha
Ladajsha is like a warm hug from a friend who also has a swear list longer than your problems. She’s the person you’ll run back to when you’re in trouble.
She told your mom you were getting fat. Then she brought you ice cream.
You failed your math test. She said, 'Don’t worry, I’ll beat you up if you fail again.'
You stole her fries. She just said, 'You’ll get them back when you’re good.'