Ladaisa
The queen of beauty and seduction. Her butt is so huge, it could knock out a whole army. Ladaisa’s are like unicorns, you don’t see them often, but when you do, you’re lucky. She can play any instrument and still make you feel like you’re in a dream.
I asked my mom if I was a Ladaisa. She said no. Then she said I was a Ladaisa who failed math.
My dog tried to chase a Ladaisa. He came home with a broken leg and a new obsession.
My teacher said I was a Ladaisa. I got an A and a new nickname.