lada niva
A Russian SUV that looks like it was built in a cave by a drunk man. It’s been around for so long, it should be in a museum. If you see one, yell ‘For Mother Russia’ or get run over.
I saw a Lada Niva trying to merge into traffic like it was the final battle of the Russian Empire.
My uncle drives one. It’s got more rust than my grandma’s teeth.
That Lada Niva tried to park in my driveway. I told it to go back to the 18th century.