Lad warming
A guy is added to a group of guys by drinking until he can’t think straight. It’s like a pass/fail test, and the only way to pass is to be so wasted you can’t even walk straight. No girls, just a lot of loud talking and stupid laughs.
He drank until he started laughing at nothing and crying at everything.
He passed the test by falling over and talking to the wall.
He had to drink until he forgot what his name was.