lad talk
Lad talk is the secret club only lads know about, and it’s just about porn, girls, and making up stories that are way too good to be real.
Girls don’t know about this club. They’re too busy being pretty and not dumb.
We’ve got a secret language. It’s called ‘lad talk.’ You’re not in.
If you’re not in the club, you’re not a real lad. You’re just a sidekick.