He showed off his butt in his grey pants and said, 'I’m the best.' I said, 'You’re the best at showing off.'

He texted me, 'I just bought new lad pants.' I said, 'You look like a donut in a tube.'

He wore his grey pants to school and said, 'I’m the king of the hallway.' I said, 'You’re the king of showing off.'