Lad Pack
The smallest backpack ever made, only for lads who think they’re cool. It holds just enough drugs and tools to get in trouble at school or a fight at the mall.
My lad pack is so tiny I had to put my phone in my pants.
I tried to bring my whole collection of snacks in my lad pack. It exploded.
My teacher saw my lad pack and said, 'You’re not a student. You’re a criminal.'