LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) - A human who’d rather eat dirt than actually move their body

A human who’d rather eat dirt than actually move their body or do something useful.

I’m not getting up. I’m too tired. I’m going to die in this bed.

I didn’t even feed my cat. I just yelled at it through the door.

I skipped breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I just ate a bag of chips while watching cat videos.