LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) - A human who would rather die than actually do something usef

A human who would rather die than actually do something useful or move.

I didn’t even get out of my pajamas. I just texted you while I was still in bed.

I didn’t even make my bed. I just stared at the ceiling like it was my enemy.

I didn’t even brush my teeth. I just smiled at the mirror like it was my friend.