lad beating - Lad beating is when you take it upon yourself to punch a stu

Lad beating is when you take it upon yourself to punch a stupid kid in the face because they look like a loser.

I saw a lad wearing a tilted hat and a Nautica polo. I walked up and said, 'You look like a mall rat.' He cried.

At the train station, a lad was eating a McFlurry and I told him, 'You’re not a man, you’re a McFlurry.' He ran.

I saw a lad with dyed hair and said, 'You look like a glitter explosion.' He got mad and tried to hit me.