Lacubrius - To freeze your balls off, to swing like a sad banana, and to

To freeze your balls off, to swing like a sad banana, and to be the most unhinged version of cool

He Lacubrius-ed the whole school by standing in the hallway like he owned it.

I tried to Lacubrius, but my pants fell off.

She Lacubrius-ed so hard, the principal called her mom.