lactosexual
When your main source of pleasure is eating dairy and you act like it’s the best thing ever. It’s like your brain is a yogurt cup and it’s about to explode.
He got a tattoo of a milk bottle and called it his 'love mark.'
She texted me a picture of a cream cheese and said, 'This is my favorite part of the day.'
He bought a whole cow just to have more milk.
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