Lactose Hangover
A disaster in your gut from eating too much dairy. You're cramping like a fool, your breath is worse than a trash can, and you're just begging for mercy.
I had a lactose hangover so bad, I texted my doctor and said, 'I need a vacation.'
After that cheddar binge, I could've sworn my stomach was on fire.
My friend had a lactose hangover so strong, it woke up the entire neighborhood.