Lactose Frog
A milk-loving frog that’s also a milf’s saggy tits. It’s like a cheeseburger with a side of cringe.
My ex called me a lactose frog in a group chat. I blocked her and ate a whole pizza.
He said my mom was a lactose frog. I threw a milk carton at him.
My teacher called my essay a lactose frog. I got a D and cried in the hallway.