Lactose Frog
A frog that drinks milk and also looks like a milf’s saggy boobs. Basically the worst combo of a frog and a middle-aged woman.
My friend’s dog is a lactose frog. He barks at milk and chews on my mom’s bra.
My cousin called my aunt a lactose frog during Thanksgiving. She threw a pie in his face.
My dad said my grandma was a lactose frog. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.