lactoperoxidase
A fat, milk-chugging blonde who lives in a flat that smells like old cheese and eats out of a tin. They laugh like a mad person and yell at the mailman.
I don’t need a man. I’ve got a tin of beans and a cigarette.
I yelled at the mailman today because he didn’t deliver my cheese.
I’ve been living in this flat for 10 years and I still don’t know where the toilet is.