lactomangulator
When you’re trying to open a milk carton and it’s like it’s testing you, and you either rip it to pieces or give in and use the 'illegal' side like a desperate prisoner.
That carton was giving me the side-eye and I had to use the illegal side just to get my milk.
I tried to open my milk like it was a mystery box, and it just ruined my day.
The carton was like a tough opponent, and I had to surrender to the illegal side.