lactomangulator
When you make such a mess opening a milk carton that you end up with a pile of cardboard and you have to grab scissors like it’s a warzone.
I opened my milk and it looked like a bomb went off inside the carton.
My milk was like a broken toy, and I had to use scissors to save it.
I made such a mess opening my milk that I had to bring out the scissors like it was a life-or-death situation.