lactokinesis
A superpower so bad it’s not even funny. It lets you control milk like it’s your personal slave.
I made my brother’s milk spill all over his pants. He looked like a milk-soaked raccoon.
I turned my teacher’s milk into a sludge monster. She cried milk.
I used lactokinesis to make my dad’s milkshake turn into a lava flow. It was hot.