Lactoemangulate - You’re too tired to check which side of the carton is the ri

You’re too tired to check which side of the carton is the right one, so you just rip it like it’s a bad idea.

I opened the milk carton like it was a bad decision.

I was too tired to look. I just tore it like it was my last hope.

I opened it wrong and it made a mess. I didn’t care.