Lactoasted titty snuff
When you line up a bunch of drugs on a pregnant woman's breast and then suck the milk out like it's a milkshake.
At the party, my friend did lactoasted titty snuff and then cried because the milk tasted like regret.
My teacher did lactoasted titty snuff during class. The kids were laughing so hard, the ceiling shook.
My neighbor did lactoasted titty snuff in her car. The whole neighborhood smelled like a cheese factory.