Lacto Vegetarian
They eat milk stuff and plants but hate eggs and everything else that’s not a plant or a cow. They’re like the vegetarian version of a milk-slicked sinner.
Why do I eat cheese but not eggs? I’m confused.
I’m a lacto vegetarian. My brain is fried.
I’m not a vegan. I’m not a meat-eater. I’m just a milk-drinking plant lover.