Lactescent
A word that means 'spilling milk like a broken cow' in animals and 'oozing goo like a sad tree' in plants. Basically, it's nature throwing a hissy fit.
My mom's lactescent because she's been drinking 10 coffees and 1 milkshake.
That plant is lactescent, it’s leaking goo like it’s crying.
He’s lactescent and I’m not even mad, I’m just annoyed.