lactcident
When a nursing mom hears a baby cry and her milk just goes nuts, soaking her shirt and making her look like she’s been in a milk fight.
I was at the grocery store and a baby cried, and my shirt was a disaster by the time I got to my car.
During a meeting, I heard a baby wail and my shirt was wet before I even realized what happened.
I tried to hide my lactcident by hugging a wall, but my shirt was soaked and everyone knew.