Lactating Cow - The gross, white, warm stuff that comes out of a cow’s udder

The gross, white, warm stuff that comes out of a cow’s udders when you touch it. It’s like milk, but it smells like old cheese and regret.

I drank milk from a lactating cow. It tasted like my mom’s old soup. Gross.

The milk truck was like a giant vat of lactating cow juice. It smelled like a gym sock factory.

I saw a cow lactating and it was like watching my brother eat a whole pizza and then throw up.