Lactanoes
Big volcano-shaped tits that might have milk or might not. Either way, they’re a disaster waiting to happen.
My aunt’s lactanoes are so big they could erupt at any moment. I’ve seen her coffee cup overflow twice.
My crush said his lactanoes are like lava flows. I asked if they were hot. He said, 'You know it.'
My lactanoes are so big, my bra broke. Now I wear my dad’s shirt to school.