LaCrossePool - It's when you show up with your penny on, drink natty's like

It's when you show up with your penny on, drink natty's like it's your job, and watch kids play crosspool or just swim. Wet feet are for weaklings.

I showed up at LaCrossePool with my penny on, and I'm not leaving until I've finished my natty's and watched some kids play crosspool.

LaCrossePool is the best place to be. I show up, drink natty's, and laugh at kids who think they can swim.

I'm at LaCrossePool, and I don't care if the kids are playing crosspool or just swimming. I'm here for the natty's and my penny.