Lacrosse Tan
A lacrosse tan is the ugly, orange, glowing skin you get from playing outside like an idiot while your team laughs at you. It’s like your body is saying, 'I’m not gonna take this nonsense anymore!'
'I got a lax tan so bad I look like a raccoon that got sunburned.'
'That tan is so bad I think I’m gonna start a new trend.'
'My skin is so orange I could be a fruit at the grocery store.'