lacrosse goalie
The most awesome, most crazy, most badass position in the history of the universe. They stop balls going 100mph with nothing but a stick and a cup. They get hit like it’s a regular day at the office.
My goalie took a shot so hard, it looked like he was about to die. Then he just laughed and said, 'That was a good one.'
He got hit in the face and still didn’t miss a shot. He’s like a robot.
He took a shot to the chest and said, 'That was a clean shot.' Then he blocked the next one.