lacrosse goalie
So tough, they make soccer players look like babies and hockey goalies look like they just woke up.
Our goalie took a shot and it looked like he was about to die. He wasn’t. He just looked annoyed.
He blocked a shot so hard, the ball went flying into the stands. The crowd went wild.
He stopped a shot and said, 'That was easy.' Then he got hit in the face. Then he said, 'That was harder.'