lacrosse goalie
A goalie who plays lacrosse, but also lives in the middle of a warzone. They take rubber balls to the legs every day with zero padding. They don’t even wear shin guards half the time. They’re either stupid or super cool.
My goalie got hit in the leg and still smiled like he was in heaven.
He was hit so hard by a shot, he went down, but he was like, 'That was a good shot.'
He took a ball to the leg and said, 'That was a clean shot.' I said, 'That was a clean hit to the leg.'