Lacrosse douche
A lacrosse douche is a rich, skinny, white kid who plays lacrosse and thinks they're the best. They don't know the meaning of the word 'Christian' and would rather be followed by 1,500 people than actually be cool.
Text: '1,500 followers and I'm still a lacrosse douche.'
DM: 'You're not cool. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
Tweet: 'I'm rich, I play lacrosse, and I'm a douche.'