Lacrosse douche
A lacrosse douche is a skinny, rich kid who plays lacrosse and thinks they're the best. They have 100 nudes, but 99% are from other lacrosse douches and they're still clueless about being cool.
Text: '99% of my nudes are from other douches. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
DM: 'I have nudes and I'm a lacrosse douche.'
Tweet: 'I'm a rich, clueless lacrosse douche.'