Lacrosse douche
A lacrosse douche is a rich, white kid who plays lacrosse and thinks they're the bomb. They have one Instagram post (a picture of them vacationing in Seaside Florida) but still have 1,500 followers because they're clueless.
DM: 'Hey, you follow me? I'm a lacrosse douche.'
Text: 'Why don't you follow me? I'm rich and I play lacrosse.'
Tweet: 'My vacation photo is my only post. I'm a lacrosse douche.'