Lacrosse douche
A lacrosse douche is a skinny, rich kid who thinks they're cool just because they play lacrosse. They have 100 nudes, but 99% are from other lacrosse douches, and they don't know the meaning of the word 'Christian.'
Text: 'I have 100 nudes. 99 are from other douches. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
DM: 'You're not cool. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
Tweet: 'My nudes are all from other douches. I'm a lacrosse douche.'