Lacrosee
Lacrosse is the sport where you run, scream, and punch people with sticks. It’s for guys who think football is for sissies, hockey is too cold, and baseball is for wimps.
I play lacrosse because I’m too manly for football and too wild for hockey.
My friend plays lacrosse because he’s too fast for football and too hot for baseball.
Lacrosse is the sport where you run, hit people, and yell at your teammates.