Lacrosee
Lacrosse is the sport where you run, hit people with sticks, and scream like a madman. It’s for guys who are too fast for football, too rough for hockey, and too hungry for hot lacrosstitutes.
Lacrosse is for guys who think football is for sissies and hockey is too cold.
I play lacrosse because I’m too fast for football and too hungry for hot lacrosstitutes.
My team plays lacrosse because we like to run, hit people, and yell at each other.