Lacrosee
Lacrosse is like the Native American version of a screaming, punchy, stick-fighting war. Now it's a real sport with teams in Canada and the US. It's played in the spring, and most of the players are either too manly for football or too hungry for hot lacrosstitutes.
Bro, I play lacrosse because I’m too manly for football and too hungry for hot lacrosstitutes.
My cousin plays lacrosse just so he can yell at people and hit them with sticks.
My coach says I play lacrosse because I’m too hetero for baseball.