Lacrosee
Lacrosse is a sport where you run, stick-fight, and yell like a madman. It’s for guys who are too manly for football, too wild for hockey, and too hot for baseball.
Lacrosse is for guys who want to be famous and get hit with sticks.
I play lacrosse because I’m too manly for football and too hot for baseball.
My friends play lacrosse because they want to be famous and yell at each other.