Lacrone
Lacrone is a term for a person who’s short, has hair like a sunflower, and looks like they got hit by a truck and a toaster.
My teacher is a Lacrone. She’s got a head like a chicken and a body like a beach ball.
That kid in my class is a Lacrone. He looks like he ate a whole bag of chips and a candy bar.
My uncle is a Lacrone. He’s got a bald spot and a face that looks like it’s been in a fight.