Lacrone
A Lacrone is someone who's small, has hair like a golden retriever, and has a head like a plate that got dropped on the floor.
My friend is a Lacrone. He’s got a head like a donut with a hole the size of a coin.
That guy on the bus is a Lacrone. He looks like he’s been eating too much cake and not enough hair.
My brother is a Lacrone. He's got a bald spot the size of a cupcake and a face that looks like it’s been slapped.