LaCroicktail
A drink that takes LaCroix and turns it into something that actually tastes like a real cocktail instead of just a bunch of sad water
I added vodka to my LaCroix and now it's a real drink. My mom is proud.
This isn't just a LaCroix. It's a full-blown cocktail. My ex would be jealous.
I didn't just mix LaCroix with rum. I created a masterpiece. My cat drank it and cried.