LaCroicktail
A drink that makes LaCroix sound like a fancy word for a bunch of sparkling water that you threw into a blender with some alcohol
I put LaCroix in a blender with rum and now I'm famous. My mom thinks I'm a celebrity.
LaCroix is just sparkling water. But with my cocktail, it's like sparkling water went to college.
My LaCroix cocktail is so good, my crush asked me to be his lab partner.